Official Site for Jonathan Perkins
Professional Whatever...
Jonathan insists he is a professional at whatever it is. No matter what the task, he is able to perform it with an above average degree of skill.*
Sit back in amazement while Jonathan dazzles you with a professional ability to walk, eat a sandwich, or tie his shoes. Jonathan has even been known to speak of himself in the third person!
*Singing is not one of these. Jonathan is a horrible singer.